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Seinfeld - The Jerk Store - The ComebackIn the episode, “The Comeback” George has a conflict with one of his coworkers, Reilly. When Reilly notices George stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting, he quips: “Hey George, the ocean called; they’re running out of shrimp.” Sadly, George can’t think of a comeback in time and, after he leaves the office, comes up with: “Well, the Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you.”

Jerry, Elaine and Kramer disapprove of “jerk store” as a comeback mainly because “there are no jerk stores.” Elaine suggests, “Your cranium called. It’s got some space to rent.” Jerry offers, “The zoo called. You’re due back by six.” Kramer suggests that George simply tell Reilly that he had sex with his wife.

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